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11 Things That Will Inevitably Happen To You This Festive Season

The festive season comes round once a year, as do all the following:

1. You’ll end up watching ITV2’s continual screening of love actually, each time cursing Mia for ruining Emma Thompson’s marriage.

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2. You’ll eat all the food.

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3. And you’ll drink all the drink.

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4. You’ll have to fake an enthused reaction to the wacky gift your estranged uncle Bernie got you.

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5. You’ll go Christmas shopping on Oxford Street thinking it’s a grand idea and instantly regret it.

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6. You’ll worry that you aren’t feeling ‘Christmassy’ enough yet and make a conscious effort to get into the festive spirit by immersing yourself in all things Christmas.

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7. You’ll order a gingerbread-praline-caramel-peppermint-mocha from Costa in spite of the fact it tastes like the cookie monster just threw up in your cup.

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8. For one whole month you’ll listen to pretty much nothing but the same twenty songs on a loop.

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9. The annual family board game will end in carnage and reveal the true colours of your usually meek Aunt Barbara.

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10. You’ll endure countless conversations regarding your relationship status, career aspirations and life goals.

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11. And you’ll vow to do something different this New Year’s but will end up welcoming 2015 in your usual fashion…

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A classic festive season.

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