18 Thoughts That Everyone Had At Solent’s Fresher’s Fayre
Fresher’s Fayre is one of the highlights of the first few weeks. This year was no different but everyone was definitely thinking the same things as they walked around.
1. Why are there sharks everywhere?
2. Is free pizza worth queuing for twenty minutes?
The answer is always yes.
3. Will they give me more than one slice?
The answer is no.
4. Is that a real dinosaur?
5. Do I really love cock?
But I do love cocktails…
6. Can I have a go on that Segway?
7. How much free stuff can I get in this bag?
8. I need all of these pens.
9. I will never use any of these pens.
10. Can people stop throwing things at me, please.
11. I am sweating in this tent.
12. Photobooth’s are the best.
13. Shall I sign up for cheerleading?
14. Someone needs to take my picture with the Nandos chicken.
15. Is he giving out free Nandos?
16. I will never have to pay to get in to a club ever again.
At least before midnight.