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20 All Too Familiar Stages of Going Home at The End of a Uni Night Out

Because the night doesn’t end when you leave the club.

1. It starts off with a frenzied dash for food. Any kind of food.

Kebab, pizza, chicken, chips and gravy = ❤️ 

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2. Followed by an argument about whether you should walk home or just Uber it.

Somehow the Uber always wins.

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3. And then a lot of stumbling around trying to find the right one.

Why are they all silver Skodas?

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4. Someone will inevitably disappear just as the taxi turns up.

Leading to absolute panic.

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5. And will usually be found having some kind of existential crisis on the phone to their ex.

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6. You spend the entire journey regretting the chicken you just inhaled.

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7. And trying to make sure your friend doesn’t get thrown out of the taxi.

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8. You arrive home and gain a sudden appreciation for water.

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9. While someone manages to sneak another road sign into the house.

Something none of you will remember in the morning.

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10. You try to be quiet so as not to wake up anyone who didn’t come out with you, but end up making more noise than ever.

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11. And put your pyjamas on with the intention of going to bed, but end up getting a second wind.

“I don’t need to sleep yet. I’ll be fine in that 9am tomorrow…”

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12. Another drink suddenly seems like a great idea.

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13. And you’re hungry again even though you only just ate all those chips.

Cue eating dry toast on the kitchen floor because you have no other food.

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14. Someone puts music on and weird dancing ensues.

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15. While someone else gets pranked.

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16. And you have the deepest, most heartfelt conversations of your life.

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17. You eventually realise it’s starting to get light outside.

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18. And finally decide to give in and go to bed.

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19. Only for ~the spin~ to hit you and keep you awake.

“Am I going to be sick or…?”

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20. And leave you dreading the hangover that’s coming for you in morning.

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