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21 Lies Every Uni Student Is Telling Their Parents This Summer

They can’t handle the truth.

1. “I actually haven’t been set any work to do over the summer.”

2. “And I didn’t really make any big plans because I just want to spend time with you guys*”

*I have like £3.57 to my name right now.

3. “None of my friends are doing work experience or internships over the break so stop asking me about them.”

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4. “It’s not that I don’t ~want~ a summer job, I just haven’t found one yet.”

“I know I really need to earn some money, I’m really trying.”

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5. “Uni is going well.”

6. “I can’t wait to go back to my societies, lectures and studying the subject I love.”

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7. “I haven’t got any results back from this year yet though.”

8. “I need money for… books.”

9. “This is genuinely the last time I’ll ever ask you for money.”

10. “Thanks for doing the washing. I wouldn’t bring this much back it’s just that the machine at uni is broken.”

“Yeah it’s been broken all term. Nightmare.”

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11. “I’m going to the gym.”

“I’m working on improving myself my Pokédex.”

12. “No, I don’t mind helping out around the house more this summer at all.”

13. “The fact that I’m now another summer closer to the end of uni doesn’t bother me at all.”

“Another year gone. How exciting for me!!!!!!????”

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14. “Because I’ve got a plan.”

“I can’t wait to tell you all about it, I just can’t tell you right now because I have to go read this important book for uni hahaha ok bye now.”

15. “Yes I would love to hear your thoughts on what I should do with my life.”

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16. “I’m going to get dressed today.”

“Later.”

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17. “And I’ve got productive plans for the next couple of days too.”

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18. “I just really need to nap quickly so I can give it my all.”

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19. “I’m not usually this lazy.”

“At uni I’m an up at 8am and cook breakfast kind of person. I’m just resting.”

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20. “I’ll come back and visit more this year. This summer has been great. Thanks.”

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21. “I’m so ready for next semester.”

Sorry, parents.

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