Been assigned group work and let everyone else do way more than you.
Got a first in group work that you barely contributed to.
Slept with someone you have to see, and work with, on your course.
Made a point about how you wouldn't leave an essay until the last minute and then left it until the last minute.
Requested someone's library book, took it and then didn't use it.
Watched Netflix on your laptop in the library.
Used your laptop sat in front of a computer in the library - stopping other people from using that computer when you didn't need it.
Cheated in an exam.
Knowingly plagiarised in an essay.
Been caught for seriously plagiarising or cheating.
Handed an essay in with less than an hour before the deadline.
Handed an essay in with less than 30 minutes before the deadline.
Handed an essay in late.
Pretended to be ill to get out of a seminar because you hadn't done the reading.
And sent an especially vivid description of your made up illness just to make sure it seemed real.
Arrived at your lecture a few minutes late and decided to just not bother going in because it's too late.
Made it to a lecture and then lost the motivation to stick around for the one you had after it so you just went home.
Fallen asleep in the library.
Fallen asleep in a lecture.
Fallen asleep in a lecture or at the library and ended up on 'Spotted' or Yik Yak.
Ignored calls from your parents.
Told your parents you need money for books and then spent the money on alcohol and things that definitely weren't textbooks.
Been out drinking the night before an exam that counted.
Convinced your already worried friend to go out drinking with you the night before an exam that counted.
Started research for an essay with a Wikipedia search because you had absolutely no idea what you were doing.
Sourced an essay entirely from free pages on Google Books.
Eaten crisps in the library.
Gone months without checking your bank account.
Said "I can just do it tomorrow."
And then did not do it tomorrow.
Completed the majority of your essays in last minute all nighters.
Been called into a meeting about your lack of attendance.
Been to your seminar tutor's office hours and realised they have no idea who you are because you never show up.
Genuinely, truly believed there was a chance you were going to fail your degree.
And not cared that much.