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18 Outright Lies You’ve Told On Your CV

“Always enthusiastic.”¬†ūüė¨

1. I work well in a team and also alone.

Which is it?!

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2. Expert in Microsoft Office, especially Excel.

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3. References available on request.

Please don’t ask me for them, tho.

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4. Really strong communication skills.

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5. Always looking for new challenges and experiences.

Like…a job.¬†ūüėÖ

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6. Great problem-solving skills.

It’s not like I’m¬†going to say I¬†just ignore all my¬†problems is it?

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7. Ability to interact well with a variety of personality types.

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8. Experience working with social media.

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9. Approach all situations with a positive attitude.

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10. Extremely dedicated and results-orientated

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11. Liaised well with colleagues.

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12. Always enthusiastic.

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13. My previous work experience prepared me for this role.

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14. Keen to be given more responsibility.

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15. Very sociable.

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16. This job really appealed to me for a number of reasons.

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17. Excited to join the working world.

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18. Looking forward to hearing from you.

Unless it’s a no.¬†ūüėÖūüė∂

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