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21 Archer Quotes That Will Remind You of Your Freshers’ Week

“Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails.”

1. When it’s the 4th night out in a row and you’re not sure if you can make it.

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2. When every surface in your kitchen is covered in drinks by the end of the week.

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3. When you have your very first Freshers’ walk of shame.

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4. When you reach this critical point in the week.

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5. When you realise that all of your caloric intake has been alcohol-based.

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6. When you’re sat in your first lecture after Freshers’ Week.

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7. When you try to convince your new friends you can handle your booze.

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8. When you’ve given up trying to sober up the next day.

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9. When you feel smug for signing up to every single society there is.

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10. But then instantly regretted it when they all emailed you.

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11. When you realise you’ve spent a huge portion of your loan in the first week and you’re wondering how you’ll afford to eat.

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12. When you get flashbacks of what you did the night before.

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13. When your parents want to know how uni is going.

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14. When your new flatmate who parties too hard wants you to go out and won’t take no for an answer.

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15. When you had to get creative with whatever leftover booze was lying around.

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16. And when you realised that club drinks are a rip off.

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17. When you talk to someone for 5 minutes and are convinced you’re now best friends.

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18. Whenever someone tries to give you “helpful” advice.

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19. When it’s only been a couple of days and the flat is already a total mess.

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20. When you went out in fancy dress and you woke up the next day with half your costume missing and mystery injuries. 

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21. And when the 3rd person that week set off the fire alarm and everyone had to stand outside in the cold.

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