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10 Things Students Do Better Than Everyone Else

Students have a certain skillset that no other demographic can match.

1. Drinking.

At what other point in your life will you stay standing after 5 triple vods? Only as a student.

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2. Hangovers.

And while the average person would need to take 3 days off after the night out you just had, you’re ready for round two.

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3. Procrastination.

Yes, you’ve got a 4,000 word assignment in for next week and yes, your essay plan consists of a title and a coffee stain, but why start knuckling down to work now when you can pull an all-nighter the day before it’s due?

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4. Culinary innovation.

Only a student could turn a humble packet of super noodles into a whole week’s worth of meals. Gordon would be proud.

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5. Excess.

Particularly on such a small budget. Students simply don’t know the meaning of the word moderation.

 

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6. Collecting things.

Traffic cones, vodka bottles, you name it, we have them in surplus.

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7. Pulling off the slob look.

Making an old tshirt and takeaway-stained joggers look good is worthy of a degree itself.

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8. Making the most of nothing.

From turning a pack of cards or an over watched TV show into a drinking game, to a makeshift rounders set using a tennis ball and a roll of cling film, every student’s main lesson from living at uni is how to have fun with anything.

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9. Not quite being an adult.

No student life is complete without sitting in a darkened room with an offensive amount of junk food watching Disney films – we’ve all done it, and we are proud of it.

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10. Embarrassing yourself.

Drunken texts to your ex, declaring your love for your latest crush, or simply falling over thin air, these are all staples in the life of a student. The best way to fix these embarrassing moments? Pretend like nothing ever happened.

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