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15 Lies Every University Student Will Tell Themselves This Summer

No matter how good your intentions are for the summer break, you always end up lying to yourself.

1. “I’m going to make the most of summer and be productive every single day.”

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2. “I’ll spend more time outside to make the most of the weather.”

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3. “And less time in front of the TV. I promise.”

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4. “I’ll be way healthier and won’t eat Domino’s all the time.”

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5. “And I’ll definitely stop spending so much money on rubbish.”

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6. “In fact, I’ll get a job and save up all of the money I earn. All of it.”

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7. “But if I do spend it, I swear I’ll spend it on something worthwhile and wholesome.”

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8. “I’m definitely going to give my liver a break this summer. A full on alcohol detox.”

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9. “I’ll probably join a gym, too. And exercise at least once a day.”

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10. “I’m just going to be really responsible in general.”

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11. “I’ll even get a head start on my reading list for next year.”

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12. “And I’ll arrange catch-ups all the time with my home friends.”

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13. “As well as trips to see all of my uni friends, too. It won’t be too much hassle.”

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14. “I’m going to feel 100% ready for going back to uni in September.”

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15. “And I absolutely will not end up wondering what on earth I did all summer.”

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