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25 Lessons You Could Only Ever Learn at Southampton Solent University

You undoubtedly learn a lot at university. But some things you could only ever learn at Solent.

1. The best day to get cheeky is a Tuesday.

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2. And nothing is more valuable than a golden banana.

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3. Student Therapy is not a good idea if you have a 9am on a Thursday.

But you’ll do it anyway.

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4. And Oceana having a McDonald’s next door is both a blessing and a curse.

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5. A fry up from The Dock will actually save your life.

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6. So will being able to get Domino’s delievered until 5:30am. 

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7. You can never be too full for Sprinkles.

8. And it’s impossible to resist the smell of Southampton’s Turtle Bay.

9. The Happy Hotdog Man isn’t happy. At all.

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10. And you will regret paying for that Pure Gym membership.

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11. Deanery’s kitchens are the best of all the halls.

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12. And Hamwic’s the worst.

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13. But Lucia Foster is the place to pre-drink.

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14. The security guards in halls are some of the best people you’ll ever meet.

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15. Even Southampton looks nice in the sun.

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16. Just don’t walk through Hoglands when it’s dark.

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17. And avoid West Quay at all costs on weekends.

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18. Actually, avoid West Quay completely.

Big city = more shops = goodbye student loan.

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19. There’s no hope for you on match day.

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20. And just because you’re by the sea, doesn’t mean there’s a beach.

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21. It’s impossible to see the colour red without thinking of those red Solent tracksuits.

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22. And there’s no animosity like that between Solent and Uni of Southampton.

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23. Especially when varsity comes around.

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24. You have to defend Solent more than you really should need to.

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25. But that’s OK, because the most important thing you’ve learnt is that you wouldn’t change it for anything.

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