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18 Reasons Why You Should Go Out Tonight

Think that staying in tonight is the best plan? Who are you kidding?

DISCLAIMER: We cannot be held responsible for how you feel tomorrow.

1. Your house is a mess

You shouldn’t have to look at it, just go out.

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2. You’re out of teabags

And if you’re not, jagerbombs are still preferable, for the most part.

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3. You’ve been working far too hard

Even if you’ve only been working through your list of recommended films on Netflix, that still counts – good job.

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4. You could use some fresh air

The walk to the pub is exactly what you need!

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5. You couldn’t possibly do any work after dark…

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6. It would be antisocial not to

People get ASBOs for less.

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7. Honestly, no one remembers that embarrassing thing you did last time…

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8. You’ll never be as young as you are now

Therefore, you are 100% better at recovering from hangovers. Make use of this time.

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9. Music is a great form of therapy

Sit at home with your music on shuffle and the inevitable will happen; Adele. Sad songs are not an option on Cheese night.

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10. Your singing talents are clearly wasted in the shower

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11. The party just can’t start without you

Obviously. It would be selfish to stay at home.

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12. It’s a long-term financial investment

Don’t ask questions, just go with it.

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13. You’ve been living in your sweatpants

It’s gross. Get dressed up and go out.

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14. Dancing counts as exercise

And exercise releases endorphins, which make you happy. Win!

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15. You don’t have Sky Sports

…Or a TV… or a TV license. You’d hate to break the law, surely?

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16. There’s 3G and Wi-Fi in the pub

Isn’t modern technology amazing?

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17. It’s Friday*!

*Replace Friday with the day you’re reading this on.

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18. And everything is better with alcohol

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You know it’s right.

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