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19 Things All UEA Students Have Thought While Drunk

You’ve definitely been there, after pre-drinks or a trip to the red bar and your drunken thoughts start popping into your head and out of your mouth. Here are some of the things you’ve heard drunkenly around campus or have even thought yourself.

1. ‘I can definitely have another drink and still finish that essay tomorrow.’

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2. ‘What time does the hatch close?’

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3. ‘I hate the stairs in the Ziggurats.’

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4. ‘My flat mate looks great tonight but I probably shouldn’t go there.’

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5. ‘Why shouldn’t I go for a swim in the lake?’

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6. ‘9am tomorrow? Probably not.’

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7. ‘I bet I can think of a really smooth chat up line that will totally work.’

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8. ‘I forgot the Norwich area code again. I’ll never get a taxi now.’

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9. ‘I’m not that drunk.’

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10. ‘Why don’t they have snack machines in clubs?’

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11. ‘I should wear a sombrero to uni.’

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12. ‘I don’t know the words but I’m gonna sing along anyway’

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13. ‘I definitely lived on campus last year. But where do I live now?’

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14. ‘The rabbits are getting more action than me.’

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15. ‘When did everyone get so attractive?’

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16. ‘I was at the Waterfront a second ago. How did I get to the train station?’

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17. ‘Karaoke anyone?’ 

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18. ‘Everywhere should do LCR drinks prices.’

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19. ‘I will never drink again.’

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