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27 Stages Of a Sober Night Out At UEA

For one reason or another you’ve probably ended up completely sober on a night out and suddenly entered a world different to the one your drunk self is used to. These are the stages you go through on a typical sober night out.

1. You head to the red bar after your lecture but just to hang out.

No alcohol thank you.

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2. The conversation begins to get interesting the more people drink so you hang around.

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3. It’s getting late so you pop to Campus Kitchen for some food.

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4. You return to find that everyone has now decided to go to the LCR and they’ve already bought you a ticket.

There’s no backing out of this one.

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5. You reluctantly agree that you’ll go but you wont stay for long.

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6. One of your friends lives near the village so you head there for pre-drinks.

Well, to watch pre-drinks.

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7. When you stop at the Fiveways Tesco for alcohol you pass on splitting the cost of vodka.

You’re not drinking and you have no money anyway.

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8. Tonight just isn’t your night; you have a 9am tomorrow.

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9. When the drinking games start you learn way more about your friends than you needed to.

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10. But you also learn how much they love you.

And it’s adorable.

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11. You find yourself propping up two of your friends the whole way to the LCR.

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12. You have to give your drunkest friend a ‘look sober’ pep talk so the bouncers will even let you in.

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13. Once inside you soon discover that you’re not as good a dancer as you thought.

Oh alcohol why have you deceived me?

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14. You are nominated to do the bar run and find standing in the queue sober is actually really boring.

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15. Sober you doesn’t want to make friends with strangers that stink of snake bite and cigarettes.

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16. You finally get the drinks and realise you’ve lost all your friends.

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17. You sneak onto the stage for a better look and get told off by a bouncer.

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18. Then you head downstairs and find your drunkest friend crying in the corner of the blue bar.

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19. You go to cheer them up but notice your other friend throwing up in the smoking area.

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20. After a lot of stress you manage to drag them both outside.

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21. You call a taxi but all they want is to grab food from the hatch.

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22. The taxi arrives and you try to convince the driver that your friends are sobering up.

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23. Suddenly your friends are now all over each other and you’re third wheeling.

The driver is definitely judging you in the rear view mirror.

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24. You reach your friend’s house and have to pay ’cause you’re the only one who hasn’t lost all their money.

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25. Once they’re safely inside you walk back to yours to get some sleep ’cause you’re exhausted.

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26. The next day you have a million texts asking about and apologizing for the previous night.

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27. Maybe next time you will have a couple of drinks.

You’ve earned it.

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