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24 Signs You’ve Been With Your Girlfriend For a Really Long Time

You’ve survived the initial flirting period, the dating period, the honeymoon period, the post-honeymoon and many other periods. Here are the signs that will tell a guy that he’s in a long-term relationship. You know, apart from actually being a guy in a long-term relationship…

1. She brings up conversations about marriage and you don’t even flinch.

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2. “That’s the name I want for our child” also does nothing.

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3. You are no longer repulsed by her morning breath, and she not ~as~ repulsed by yours.

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4. She thinks you might propose to her every time you reach into your pocket for a tissue.

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5. You can’t remember if you told her that story before, but you’ll tell it anyway.

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6. You’ve lost count of how long you’ve been together, meaning your phone calendar becomes your best friend every anniversary.

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7. “You have such a great memory” = timehop.

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8. You look at old valentines/anniversary cards for inspiration and find it hard to believe what a romantic you once were.

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9. Letting her win at anything is no longer an option (after she beat you that time at mini golf).

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10. It doesn’t matter what you say – she knows what you’re thinking.

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11. At every wedding or family occasion, people feel the need to remind you that “you’ll be next” as if passing on a death sentence.

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12. You have to think twice before buying anything, as you know that ring won’t pay for itself.

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13. The days of needing to impress one another are long gone and with it went the gym membership, the six-pack and all self-respect.

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14. You have somehow created a set sleeping position that you slot into every night, even if it means enduring a dead arm for 8 hours.

That is, if you’re still in the bed…

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15. She sometimes morphs into your mum by wiping your face clean and you secretly love it.

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16. You used to enjoy preparing her delicious meals, but a few episodes of Masterchef later and you’ve been relegated to Sous Chef.

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17. She constantly talks about how lovely it would be to live together; that is until you leave the toilet seat up.

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18. Your room has become a museum to the many bears and handcrafted things she’s bought/made you over the years.

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19. In your room, her products outnumber yours, creating an awkward conversation with every guest.

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20. Over the years she has helped transform your wardrobe, proving what she really thought of your fashion sense when you started going out.

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21. You reluctantly sit through ANOTHER 2 hour romcom, but never let on that you actually love them.

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22. You don’t need to go on Facebook any more because you get daily updates about the latest updates from your girlfriend.

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23. When you pack to go away you always ensure your suitcase is half empty, in preparation for her “options”.

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24. But in spite of the above, there is no one else you would rather be with.

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