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16 Lessons You Could Only Ever Learn at University

All the things they don’t teach you in your seminars.

1. How to use passive aggression.

2. Or, on the other hand, how to rise above it.

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3. The true importance of pre-drinks.

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4. And that every food shop should start at the reduced shelf.

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5. How to get away with being hungover in lectures. 

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6. And how to answer questions with no real knowledge of what you’re talking about.

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7. That you can live off pasta and basically nothing else.

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8. And that there’s no such thing as a clean and tidy student kitchen.

9. That just because you’re friends with someone, it doesn’t mean you should live together.

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10. And that university is no guarantee of all-round intelligence.

11. How to spend an awful lot of money and have no idea what you’ve spent it on.

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12. And that naps are a vital life skill.

13. How to write a decent essay at the very last second.

14. And that you would definitely get a first if your degree was in procrastination.

15. That you learn more in the last few hours before an exam than you do throughout the entire year.

16. But, most importantly of all, that it is possible to do well without really knowing all that much.

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