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The 12 Days of Christmas, According To Graduates

Forget maids-a-milking and swans-a-swimming, the twelve days of Christmas is quite different for graduates.



On the first day of Christmas the graduate endured…

12 CV edits

11 job rejections

10 Facebook checks an hour

9 existential crises

8 arguments with the parents

7 waves of nostalgia

6 raging hangovers

5 bank charges

4 dole collections

3 sleepless nights

2 credit cards

And a letter from the Student Loans Company!



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