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15 Things You’ll Only Understand If You Went To The University of Derby

“Grab a cab with Albatross!”

1. Befriending whoever had a car in your halls so they could be the designated ASDA taxi.

It’s not like you could walk to any of the big supermarkets…

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2. People who lived in Lonsdale were never on time.

Why is it so far away?

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3. Spending half your life and most of your student loan in here.

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4. The dread when you got to Walkabout and found the queue was already enormous.

5. Somehow ending up in Blue Note even though it was never part of the plan.

A generation and a half of Saturday nights ago…

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6. If your course was based in Markeaton or Brit Mill you were always a bit taken back when you had to go to Keddleston.

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7. And if your course was based in Keddleston you almost never set foot in the other campuses.

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8. Grabbing a cab with Albatross!

The fastest taxi service known to man and potentially the only one with its own theme song which even has an official club version. ✌️

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9. Forever wondering how, even after refurbishment, Mosh still has sticky floors.

😷

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10. Always looking out for the legend that is the walking backwards man.

Why does he walk backwards? What is he writing down!? We need to know.

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11. And the guy with the snake.

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12. Walking down St. Peter’s street was like playing a game of Frogger.

Except you’re a human dodging clipboards.

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13. The joy of there being two Nandos within a 5 minute walk from each other.

You can’t get cheekier than that.

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14. The Derby Christmas Tree was, is, and always will be the most disappointing tree ever.

It’s barely taller than the ugly fence surrounding it.

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15. And finally, having to pick a side between Barry or Sarry before you graduate.

We’ve all heard the rumours. Barry and Sarry are brothers who once ran a successful takeaway together, but something drove them apart and now we’re forced to choose. But who has your lifelong support?

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Barry or Sarry?

  • Barry, of course.
  • Sarry. No doubt about it.

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