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16 Things Every Student Secretly Wishes They Could Say In 9am Seminars

9am seminars are notoriously painful for students. So much so that, sometimes, you just wish you could say what you’re really thinking in them.

1. “I don’t really want to be here. I was hoping it would be cancelled.”

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2. “If I had realised sooner that this module had 9ams I probably wouldn’t have taken it.”

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3. “I’ve surprised myself with the effort I put into turning up today, to be honest. You’re welcome.”

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4. “I’m pretending to follow what you’re saying. I actually have no idea what you’re talking about.”

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5. “It’s far too early in the day for me to care about this topic right now.”

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6. “It’s really upsetting how awake you are.”

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7. “I don’t know what my thoughts on the matter are right now. I’m sorry that I’m not sorry.”

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8. “Why did I get out of bed for this? I could be asleep right now.”

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9. “I didn’t listen to anything you just said. Please don’t take it personally.”

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10. “Coming here was a mistake.”

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11. “Yes, I have a question. Why is that clock moving slower than usual?”

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12. “I really, really need to go back to sleep.”

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13. “What would happen if I just walked out?”

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14. “Surely this will be over soon?! I feel like I’ve been in here my entire life.”

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15. “Thank God for that. Get me out of here.”

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16. “I’m never coming back.”

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