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20 Signs You’re Definitely No Longer a Student

Whether you notice them a few months or a few years after graduating, there are some signs that you just know mean you are definitely no longer a student.

1. Getting up for 9am almost feels like a lie-in for you now.

2. And you can no longer get through an entire TV series in one go.

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3. You can’t remember when you last had a Pot Noodle.

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4. And you can no longer eat pizza for every meal of the day without feeling a small amount of guilt.

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5. Your idea of a great night out involves fewer shots and much more wine. And cheese, preferably.

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6. And you no longer need to rely solely on photographic evidence to remember what happened.

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7. You’ve developed a new passion for furniture. And scented candles.

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8. And you frequently find yourself talking about taxes in general conversation.

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9. You now nip to the shop for things like houmous and avocado rather than value vodka and lemonade.

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10. You’re starting to notice how young everyone looks when you go out.

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11. And you’ve actually refused a night out because you have an early start the next day.

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12. Or you’ve gone out for “one drink” and actually only had one drink.

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13. You live for vouchers and special offers now that you no longer get discount on everything.

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14. But you do at least put the heating on when you’re cold now.

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15. You no longer gauge how successful your day has been depending on whether you changed out of your pyjamas or not.

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16. And you actually go to the gym to get fit, not just as a way of avoiding doing work.

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17. You now use LinkedIn more than Facebook.

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18. And you have a uni WhatsApp group full of ‘I miss you’s and ‘let’s actually meet up soon’s.

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19. When you do meet up, you no longer consider getting the Megabus worth the money you save.

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20. And, perhaps most tellingly, you much prefer sleeping in a bed rather than crashing on someone’s sofa or floor these days.

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You had to grow up at some point, right? 🙈

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