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21 Easy Ways To Offend a Neat Freak at Uni

It’s not easy being a bit of a neat freak at uni.

1. Use their kitchen stuff without asking.

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2. And then put it back in the wrong place.

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3. Put up all the Freshers’ Fair posters in the communal areas and make sure none of them are straight.

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4. Leave your washing up in a pile next to the sink rather than just wash it up yourself.

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5. Or worse, leave it in the sink so that they have to move it before they can wash up themselves.

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6. Initiate a game of bin jenga.

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7. And then never, ever take the bin out.

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8. Or take the bin out but leave the bin juice all over the floor.

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9. Start a glass bottle mountain but do it unevenly.

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10. Rearrange their fridge shelf so you can make room for your leftover Domino’s.

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11. Or just leave your leftovers on the side until they go mouldy and start attracting flies.

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12. Use their milk and put it back in the fridge with the handle the wrong way around.

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13. Leave an empty roll of toilet paper in the bathroom.

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14. Move all the leaflets in the hallway to the side rather than just pick them up and throw them away.

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15. Throw all their cutlery into the same tray.

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16. Thank them for cleaning and then immediately make a mess.

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17. Or apologise for the mess and then say something like: “But at least you like cleaning, right?”

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18. Don’t bother emptying the drainer before you wash up so everything falls when they come to remove their stuff.

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19. Ask to borrow some paper and rip it out badly so it messes up the whole pad.

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20. Complain to them about how messy it is in the flat when you are the cause of 99% of that mess.

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21. Or finally attempt to clean but do such a poor job that they end up having to do it themselves anyway.

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