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22 Things Every Student Secretly Wishes They Could Write In Their Uni Essays

If you could write what you were really thinking, you definitely would.

1. In this essay, I honestly have no idea what I’ll be writing about. At all.

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2. Just wanted to warn you of that. I don’t want to get your hopes up, you see.

3. I do have a plan, but you probably won’t be able to tell. Mostly because I probably won’t follow it.

4. I only chose this question because it contributed the most words to the word count.

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5. I’m really not sure what my point is here. Sorry.

6. Just because I don’t understand what I’m typing, that doesn’t mean you won’t understand either, right?

7. Here’s an extra long reference. It’s not that relevant but it uses up a lot of words, so just roll with it.

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8. This *might* be plagiarism. I won’t tell if you won’t.

9. So, I honestly thought I was making a good argument here, but having read it back, I may have been wrong.

10. I really shouldn’t have picked this question. Can I have marks for perseverance?

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11. You can blame whoever it is that’s hogging the book I need from the library for this entire section.

12. If I had that book, I would definitely have been able to express myself more clearly.

13. Why isn’t the word count going down? This is a very very very extremely significant point.

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14. Is it even possible to write this many words on this topic? Are you trolling us?

15. Help me. Is there even a point to carrying on when none of it makes any sense?

16. Oh my god, when will it end?

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17. So, in conclusion, this might be the worst thing I’ve ever written. I can only apologise.

18. Although, to be fair, if you’ve read this far, well done and thank you.

19. Are you even going to read the bibliography? ARE YOU, THOUGH?

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20. You might as well give it a good mark, otherwise we’ve both wasted our time, really.

21. Please don’t fail me. Please?

22. Sorry, again.

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