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13 Signs You Should Dress As Wednesday Addams This Halloween

Halloween is nearly here and everyone’s asking what you’re going as. Really, there’s only one logical option…

1. You already have a pretty good resting bitch face so might as well put it to good use.

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2. You tell it like it is. 

Or at least, when dressed as Wednesday, you’ll have an excuse to do so.

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3. You can’t really be bothered to put that much effort into a costume, and are always alarmed by people who do. 

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4. You try to care.

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5. But at the end of the day you have more important things to worry about. 

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6. You don’t subscribe to the slutty costume rule.

Or anyone who’s into that.

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7. Because Halloween is about being scary.

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8. You need a costume that allows you to be sassy AF without any ramifications.

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9. One that masks your underlying hatred for everything.

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10. But most importantly, that doesn’t have any accessories that people can steal throughout the night.

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11. So put down the cat ears.

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12. Grab a bottle of poison. 

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13. And reveal your inner Wednesday Addams this Halloween.

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