14 Signs You Really Don’t Give a Fuck About Student Elections
1. The union is a bar. Nothing else.
2. You’ve hidden everyone on Facebook who shares anything to do with the elections.
3. You have literally ran away from people trying to hand you flyers.
4. As a result, you’ve even changed your route to uni to avoid them.
5. You’ve said any of the following:
6. “What’s the point?”
7. “It doesn’t concern me.”
8. You walk down the streets with “BOB 4 PRESIDENT” bedsheets hanging out of windows like…
9. Even your friend who’s running doesn’t have your support.
10. You look for the cutest candidate and say you’ll vote for them. But you still don’t.
11. You wonder how everyone all of a sudden has so much free time.
12. And why they’re spending it hassling you.
13. You don’t even know what VP stands for.
But most importantly, you don’t care.
14. You’re just waiting for the whole thing to go away.
“I hope you all lose.”