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15 Things Everyone Doing Dry January Is Tired of Hearing

Giving up alcohol for a month is challenging enough. Please stop making things worse.

1. “But wait, so that shot you did at midnight on New Year’s Eve doesn’t count?”

No. Shush.

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2. “And all those drinks after that?”

I said no. Stop trying to ruin this for me.

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3. “Didn’t you try this last year?”

Yes. What’s your point?

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4. “Didn’t you fail in the first week?”

You should have just started with this.

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5. “How long do you think you’ll last this time?”

The whole month, obviously.

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6. “Right. Good luck with that.”

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7. “Fancy a drink tonight?”

I hate you.

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8. “How come you’re doing it?”

My liver and I had a falling out. I’m making amends.

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9. “But you can have just one, right?”

That would defeat the point.

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10. “I could never give up alcohol.” 

Go to the pub then and leave me alone.

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11. “Are you still doing Dry January?”

Yes. Stop smiling.

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12. “I was so drunk on Saturday. You missed out.”

LEAVE.

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13. “We went to that place you’ve always wanted to visit.”

Are you fucking kidding me?

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14. “I bet you’re going to go all out on the 1st Feb…”

You have no idea. You’re also not invited.

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15. “So, pub?”

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