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16 Things That Are Guaranteed To Offend Any University Student

“Do you need a degree for that?”

1. Ask if their course is “real”.

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2. And then say, “but what job can you get with that?”

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3. Tell them there is no student discount in your shop.

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4. Talk about how you didn’t go to uni and did just fine.

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5. And then bring up how you left school at 16 and were able to buy a house no problem because it was 1960.

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6. Suggest that your taxes are paying for them to “just get pissed”.

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7. And generally act like uni isn’t hard at all.

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8. Roll your eyes at any degree course that isn’t Mathematics based.

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9. Or any university that isn’t in the top 5. 

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10. Ask why they don’t have their whole lives planned out yet.

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11. And scrutinise any career suggestion they have.

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12. Then talk some more about how hard it is to find a job right now.

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13. Say there are “too many” graduates.

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14. And that “everyone” goes to uni these days.

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15. Expect nothing less than a first.

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16. And be sure to end any conversation about university with: “well, good luck with all that debt!” 

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