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19 Things Nobody Tells You About Being a University Student

Starting university opens you up to a whole new world of the unknown. But you soon realise that every student follows a similar path. A path of cold houses, dodgy bathrooms and weird accents.

1. You’ll become a small time criminal.

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2. Your flatmates will be “hilarious”.

An orange on my door. Good one.

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3. You’ll play a part in the greatest and most heated debate of all time.

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4. Your lecturers will inspire you.

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5. Your sink will permanently look like this.

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6. But you’ll become a master at stacking dishes.

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7. You will never not be confused the morning after a night out.

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8. The library is a place for getting answers.

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9. You’ll regret going home for Reading Week.

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10. And Christmas…

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11. You’ll get caught up in a month-long game of Bin Jenga.

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12. And will witness many toilet roll stand-offs.

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13. You’ll learn not to fall asleep around your new found friends.

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14. Your kitchen skills won’t get any better.

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15. And you’ll hit some serious lows.

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16. Your bathroom will never be clean.

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17. But at least you’ll never run out of the essentials.

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18. “Highlight only the important parts” will mean nothing to you.

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19. And before long, you’ll forget what it feels like to be warm.

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