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28 Questions Every English Language and Linguistics Student Has Asked

With all the fricatives and bilabial plosives, it’s hard not to ask questions.

1. Why is this not a BSc? 

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2. When are people going to stop asking me how many languages I speak?

3. Why didn’t I just do languages instead?

4. What is a diphthong!?

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5. How I do pronounce that?

6. Where the hell is my IPA chart when you need it?

7. Will I ever know this by heart?

In a word: nəʊ

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8. What’s with all these multilingual people in my lectures?

9. Why did I have to have monolingual parents?

10. Why isn’t David Crystal my dad?

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11. Will sociolinguistics ever stop being this dull? It’s like A-level on repeat.

12. Does anyone really know what’s going on in Phonetics?

13. Seriously, what is this all about?

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14. Is it too late to change module?

15. Why didn’t I just do child language acquisition? WHY.

16. Why can I not figure out where this person is from? I should know this.

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17. What is my accent? Do I even have one?

18. I wonder what my idiosyncrasies are.

19. At what point do I become that guy from Lie To Me?

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20. Why do 3rd years get all the good modules?

21. Do I have to read EVERYTHING by Trudgill?

22. Why didn’t anyone warn me how upsetting the Cognitive module would be?

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23. Am I just going to be an English Language teacher after this?

24. How hard is it to become a speech therapist?

25. I wonder if I could get some free elocution lessons from a lecturer?

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26. Are half of these terms even real words?

27. Why does Microsoft Word not appreciate my language skills? There are red and green lines everywhere.

28. Case? Like a suitcase? 

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We get there eventually.

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