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32 Stages of Your Uni Nights Out, As Told By Pingu

There’s nothing like a uni noot out. 

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1. When you’re waiting to get ready but someone else is using the bathroom.

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2. And everyone takes forever to arrive to pre-drinks.

“where do you live again?”

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3. When you have to drink the shit mix in Ring of Fire.

4. Things get a little out of hand…

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5. And you have to put at least one friend to bed before even going out.

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6. When you’ve just made yourself another drink and the taxi calls to say it’s outside.

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7. So you down your drink…

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8. And quickly go to the bathroom. Where you realise just how drunk you are.

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9. You arrive at the club and try to act sober.

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10. You chat shit to the bouncer thinking it will help. They almost don’t let you in.

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11. But eventually let you pass and you walk in the club like…

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12. And immediately see someone you hate.

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13. When you’re at the bar waiting to be served.

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14. You break the seal too early and spend the rest of the night like this.

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15. When everyone’s favourite song comes on.

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16. And the whole squad is together on the dancefloor.

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17. You protect one of your friends from a predator like…

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18. And the DJ will refuse to play a song you requested. 

You overreact.

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19. You’ll end up buying a round somehow and no one will pay you back.

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20. When you see your eternally single friend getting with someone.

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21. You harass the photographer until they take your picture. 

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22. When you’re already drunk AF and someone says they’re buying you a shot.

You try to stop them. You fail.

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23. You lose everyone for what feels like forever.

24. When the lights come on at the end of the night and you see what everyone actually looks like.

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25. People try to get you in a cab but you refuse.

Not before food.

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26. So you go to the takeaway and sit there like…

“omg… yes”

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27. There is always one who is way more drunk than everyone else.

And no one wants to look after them.

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28. Someone suggests an “after party” which sounds great but actually looks something like this.

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29. You drunkenly eat something else.

Something that’s probably not yours.

30. Then you go to bed and feel ~the spin~.

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31. Which only ends one way.

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32. And when you wake up the next day you think you’re fine for about 2 minutes… but then the hangover hits.

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