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34 Things Every Recent Graduate Has Said When Drunk

Nights out as a recent graduate are very different from nights out as a student. Emotions, self-pity and more alcohol than you can handle.

1. I miss being a student.

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2. Remember when drinks were £1?

3. I’m so poor.

4. I really need a new job.

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5. Remember snakebites? Let’s get a snakebite.

6. They don’t do snakebites. What is that?

7. £10 entry? ERM, no.

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8. London’s where it’s at. Y’know?

9. I’m telling you it’s the place to be. We should go, we could live together.

10. I deserve to win the lottery.

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11. I applied for three jobs today so I’m out celebrating.

12. They would be lucky to have me.

13. We should plan a uni reunion!!

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14. We could back to the SU bar, how good would that be?

15. Can you get a loan for Master’s degrees?

16. I hate my life.

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17. Ugh I shouldn’t drink any more I have work tomorrow.

18. It’ll be fine.

19. I’m not even drunk.

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20. THIS SONG. How much does this remind you of second year??

21. Can we be freshers again?

22. How old am I?

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23. That round just cost me £20.

24. I’m gonna be sick.

25. Are we technically locals now?

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26. I hate my job.

27. We should just go travelling.

28. Oh no, I can’t handle jägerbombs any more.

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29. I mean, it’s just so hard to meet new people as a graduate. How are you supposed to make friends?

30. Shots. That’s how.

31. That was a mistake. 

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32. Some of these people are DEFINITELY not old enough to be in here.

33. It’s 1am, we should probably go home.

34. My mum’s gonna kill me.

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