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41 Lies You Will Tell Yourself When You Go Home For Reading Week

Going home for Reading Week always seems like a good idea, and you convince yourself you won’t make the same mistakes you usually do. But it’s all a lie.

1. My mum won’t mind if I bring home all this washing.

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2. I’m actually going to do some reading this time.

3. I’ll go to the library and take out some books before I go.

4. This won’t be like previous Reading Weeks.

5. I’m going to get my shit together once and for all.

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6. I can show my parents how studious and intellectual I am now.

7. And I’ll finally be able to sort out my sleeping pattern.

8. I’ll come back feeling fresh.

9. I might even have a week of no alcohol.

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10. I’ll save loads of money.

11. I’m going to eat so well. No junk.

12. It isn’t essential to read in reading week, is it?

13. It’s just Half Term with a different name.

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14. I can at least afford to not do work right away.

15. After all I deserve a break.

16. I’ve studied so hard recently.

17. I’m not going to start a new series.

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18. I’ll go to the pub just this once. I need to catch up with my home friends.

19. I’m not going to get drunk though.

20. My parents won’t hear me coming in at 3am.

21. I’m being quiet.

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22. They love me.

23. It’s fine.

24. I’m going to sort out the mess that is my lecture notes.

25. As soon as I get over this hangover.

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26. And catch up on Homes Under The Hammer. Then it’s work time for sure.

27. I bet nobody else is doing work right now.

28. It’s a good thing that I came home.

29. The library is probably too full to concentrate in anyway.

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30. Yes, mum, I’ve been doing work.

31. No, I went to bed pretty early last night.

32. I promise I’ll wake up before midday tomorrow.

33. It’s so good to be home.

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34. I can watch two more episodes.

35. Then get a start on that essay.

36. I’m feeling really good about going back to uni.

37. I’ll just study a lot when I get back to make up for this week.

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38. And there’s always Christmas break to catch up on work.

39. I’ll be fine.

40. I doubt anyone else has done anything.

41. We were on a break.

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