A University In Texas Hired a Bulldozer To Destroy This Giant Snow Penis
Students can be trusted to be sensible in the snow, right? Probably not in Texas, where students built a 10ft snow sculpture… in the shape of a penis.
Here it is in all its glory. Built by students at Texas Tech.
But the university weren’t too pleased with their creation. That’s when the bulldozer came in.
In a video of the event filmed by a student, you can hear everyone shouting “protect it!”, as they form a human barrier and clamber to get one last selfie.
Eventually the students moved aside and watch as the whole thing came crashing down.
One student had this to say:
“The crushing of the penis’ shaft represents the crushing of the free spirits of these youngsters, while the flattening of the snow-testicles represents the forced conformity of the modern educational system..”
Erm. OKAY THEN.
Other students think Texas Tech have a lot to answer for:
Watch the full video below. Demolition starts at 4 minutes in.