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A University In Texas Hired a Bulldozer To Destroy This Giant Snow Penis

Students can be trusted to be sensible in the snow, right? Probably not in Texas, where students built a 10ft snow sculpture… in the shape of a penis.

Here it is in all its glory. Built by students at Texas Tech.

via Imgur

via Imgur

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But the university weren’t too pleased with their creation. That’s when the bulldozer came in. 

In a video of the event filmed by a student, you can hear everyone shouting “protect it!”, as they form a human barrier and clamber to get one last selfie.

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Eventually the students moved aside and watch as the whole thing came crashing down.

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One student had this to say: 

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“The crushing of the penis’ shaft represents the crushing of the free spirits of these youngsters, while the flattening of the snow-testicles represents the forced conformity of the modern educational system..”

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 Erm. OKAY THEN. 

Other students think Texas Tech have a lot to answer for:

Watch the full video below. Demolition starts at 4 minutes in. 

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 Never forget.

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