How Much of a Freshers’ Fair Pro Are You?
Freshers’ Fairs are a once in a term time chance to get a load of free stuff. How many things did you walk away with?
Tick all that apply:
- Other stationery
- Fridge magnet
- Mouse mat
- Stress ball
- Pin or badge
If you scored 0-1: Bad fresher
Get your shit together. Did you even go? Sure you have to drag yourself out of bed and you’re probably hungover, but free domino’s must never be turned down. Ever.
If you scored 2-6: Rookie
Nice try, but you missed out on some serious goods. You probably let it all get to you and wanted to leave ASAP.
If you scored 7-11: Collector
You took only what interested you and came away with a decent catch but could have done so much better.
If you scored 12-18: Freebie freak
You never turn down free stuff, as a student should be. You’ll do well at this whole university thing.
If you scored 19-24: Ultimate scrounger
When someone says “take one” you take the whole damn thing. You’re a freebie renegade who’ll probably be banned from next year’s fair. Congratulations.