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20 Things You`ll Never Hear a University Rugby Player Say

University rugby players are not known for being quiet. But there are some things even they won’t say…

1. “These initiations are out of order.”

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2. “I hate stash.”

3. “Who is Amy Winehands?”

4. “I’d rather enjoy my drink than down it.”

5. “Do you have a cocktail menu?”

6. “We should start being nice to other sports teams.”

7. “Long journeys for away games are always really boring.”

8. “I’ve never had a protein shaker.”

9. “I’m a Fresher – I have rights.”

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10. “I hate dressing up as a woman.”

11. “Pub golf was pretty mellow last night.”

12. “Shall we have a quiet one tonight?”

13. “Tour is way too crazy for me.”

14. “I’m not going to do that beer bong.”

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15. “Football is a lot tougher than rugby.”

16. “Shall we go to the library instead of hitting the gym?”

17. “I can’t come out tonight because I am chilling with the other half.”

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18. “I hate getting naked.”

19. “Wednesdays are so dull.”

20. “No, Captain, I will not do what you say. You don’t own me.”

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