10 Reasons You Should Never Date an Arts Student
People think the starving, aspiring artist is sexy, and that the mystery and the coldness is just part of an all-round tortured soul. They think that dating these tortured souls – students suffering for their art – is the best thing ever.
We’re poorer than any other kind of student because we do silly things like impulsively buy books and fancy stationary.
We think wine is suitable for every occasion.
We speak in quotes and get annoyed when you don’t get it.
We think we’re smarter and more cultured than other people.
We’re overly ambitious and therefore selfish, so we don’t care about others.
We get dicky when people get artists’ names wrong.
We’re constantly suffering for our art.
And living in our heads.
We’re rarely clean.
But despite all this, we still wonder why nobody loves us.