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22 Thoughts You Have Whilst Riding The Tube In London

If you’ve ever taken a ride on the London Underground, you’ve definitely had these thoughts.

1. “Where the hell is my Oyster card?!”

Is there a worse feeling than that heart-stopping panic as you approach the barriers and realise you have no idea where your card is?

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2. “Why do I even bother doing my hair in the morning when I know that damn underground wind is just going to ruin it?”

How did Pocahontas make the windswept look work so well for her?

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3. “Ah, another delayed service. Fantastic.”

Thanks TfL. So predictable.

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4. “Who’s eating tuna for breakfast? And why?”

Sort your life out.

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5. “Oh god. I forgot my headphones.”

This is going to be a terrible, terrible day.

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6. “I should’ve brought a book or something.”

I could be one of those people.

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7. “Please don’t sit next to me, please don’t sit next to me…”

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8. “Crap. They sat next to me.”

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9. “And now they’re manspreading. FFS.”

Stay in your lane, mister.

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10. “I’m so tired.”

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11. “Should I ask someone to wake me up at my train station just in case I fall asleep?”

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12. “Someone just sneezed and then touched the pole. I’m going to be sick in my mouth.”

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13. “Did the pregnant lady have to choose my carriage? Now I have to stand up for her.”

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14. “Why is the floor so sticky?”

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15. “And why is this person’s rucksack so massive? Are they doing DofE?

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16. “PERSONAL SPACE. GET OUT OF MY PERSONAL SPACE.”

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17. “There’s hair in my mouth that isn’t my hair. Cue the second phase of vomit-in-mouth.”

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18. “Can’t someone switch off the heating?”

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19. “I just got a massive whiff of BO. I hate the train.”

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20. “Why. Are. There. So. Many. People?”

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21. “If one more person pushes me, I’m going to throw them in front of the next train.”

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22. “I just made eye contact with someone. I’m officially the worst Londoner ever.”

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