27 Times You Were Actually Chrissy Teigen At University
We all have a bit of Chrissy Teigen – aka Queen of Twitter And Faces That Are Definitely You At Uni – in us.
1 . When you attempted to cook for the first time at uni.
At least you knew the fire alarm worked after that.
2. So you just lived on pizza for the first few months.
What else are you supposed to do with all those free Domino’s vouchers from Freshers’ Week?
OH HELL YEAH pic.twitter.com/AKFYuujwiW
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) May 6, 2014
3. When you gave yourself a legitimate excuse not to go to the gym.
Officially harder to get into the workout clothes than it is to work out
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) January 8, 2016
4. When someone in your flat ate your precious leftovers.
*Ross Geller mode engaged* I’m watching you.
5. But then had a go at you about the teaspoon you used to stir a coffee and left on the counter.
6. Your face when you had to put your hand in the kitchen sink to unblock it.
7. When you attended any lecture before noon.
They should just be glad I came in at all.
8. When you were forever thankful that attendance wasn’t taken on your course.
Sucks to be you if it is.
9. When your lecturer made a lame joke but you really needed to pass the module.
10. But then they did something annoying like put you in a group project with people you hate.
11. Or scheduled all your assignments to be due on the same day.
12. When you got called on to answer a question in a seminar but hadn’t done the reading.
13. When you procrastinated anything and everything.
I am so lazy I thought about looking at the super moon and decided 2033 isn't even that far away
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) September 28, 2015
14. Especially when you had an essay due the next day.
I'm on hour 2 of looking at videos of cyber goths dancing in broad daylight
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 29, 2015
15. But had your priorities sorted out.
It's national pasta day so let's fucking do this
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) October 17, 2015
16. When you calculated your expenses and realised you were way over budget.
17. So you went along to research seminars just for the free food.
18. When your student loan finally dropped into your bank account.
19. So you decided to splash the cash ASAP.
20. When you walked into pre-drinks and the whole squad looked on point.
21. And then they played your favourite song.
22. When you saw the bartender at the club.
23. Your face when your mate tried to pull.
24. When you went to the kebab shop at the end of the night and couldn’t get over how good the food was.
Food tastes 100x better when you’re drunk.
25. When you woke up the next day not remembering anything that happened but a mate showed you their phone.
26. Whenever you walked out of an exam and people asked you how it was.
27. And, finally, when the year ended and summer came around.
i have not had a sunday this lazy in a long, long time. my body has become the same texture and temperature as this couch. we are one.
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) August 23, 2015