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17 Things You’ll Never Hear a Recent University Graduate Say

“I don’t miss being a student at all.”

1. “Thank god uni is over. Don’t miss it at all.”

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2. “Wow, being a graduate is so exciting. I’m glad I worked out exactly what I want to do while I was still a student.”

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3. “The pressure to have my life together isn’t getting to me at all.”

4. “I’m completely fine.”

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5. “Money doesn’t worry me at all.”

6. “Uni was worth every penny I paid for it anyway.”

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7. “I watched so many INCREDIBLE PowerPoints and now I’m super employable.”

8. “Tailoring my cover letter every time I apply for a job is fine.”

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9. “And I’m confident all my applications are going really well.”

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10. “It’s not like I obsessively check my email because I’m desperate to hear back from recruiters or anything.”

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11. “Rejection is a part of life, I’ve learnt to deal with it and just move onto the next application.”

“Yeah, I spent hours and hours applying to my dream job for nothing, but like whatever nbd.”

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12. “I feel nothing but happiness for my Facebook friends when they talk about the high profile grad schemes they landed.”

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13. “I love chatting about life with my fam.”

14. “Yep. I love being at home.”

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15. “A 9 to 5 job is definitely for me.”

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16. “Because I’m an actual adult now.”

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17. “And tbf this whole graduate life thing is pretty easy.”

“What’s all the fuss about?”

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