This Student’s Letter Is Everything You’ve Wanted To Say To Food Thieves
Living in halls or a shared house leaves you vulnerable to attack from a certain type of student: the food thief.
We’ve all been victim to their crimes. The disappointment of unsuccessfully looking for that last Cheesestring you’ve been saving is like no other.
When one Cambridge student found that his fish fingers had been stolen – with the empty box cruelly left behind – he decided to write an important letter.
“Many items of food have been stolen from this kitchen this term, causing undue stress, annoyance and trauma.”
Every Student Ever.