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16 Things You’ll Probably Never Hear An English Literature Student Say

Yeah, we’re good with words… just don’t be surprised if you never hear of any these ones come out of our mouths.

1. “Of course I’ve never written an essay right before the deadline.”

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2. “No, I’ve never been smug about being a better writer than people on other courses.”

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3. “There are no cool modules to look forward to. At all. They’re just so boring.”

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4. “Film adaptions are normally better than the book.”

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5. “There is probably only one way to way to interpret a book.”

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6. “I don’t get much free time outside of studying.”

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7. “Everyone always reads ALL of the books on the module.”

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8. “Reading week is only ever used to catch up on the reading.”

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9. “We never use SparkNotes to help with seminar work.”

What our tutors don’t know, can’t hurt.

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10. “Of course I know what every word ending with ‘-ism’ means.”

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11. “At least knowing the difference between alliteration and sibilance will definitely help with my career ambitions.”

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12. “I just love having to figure out an answer for when someone asks why I’m not going into teaching.”

There are other options ya’ know…

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13. “I’ve definitely organised enough time to complete all my essays, reading and presentation notes.”

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14. “Of course I can go into publishing, but there are more jobs out there, right?”

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15. “No, my course hasn’t taken the fun out of reading whatsoever.”

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16. “I know precisely what I’m doing after my degree.”

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