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23 People You’ll Recognise On a Student Night Out, As Told By Phillip Schofield

Because everyone has a little bit of Phillip Schofield in them.

1. There’s that one friend who won’t be even close to ready when pre-drinks start.

“Where are you??”

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2. And another who started drinking hours ago.

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3. Someone will try to be classy by bringing Prosecco to pre-drinks.

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4. But it will all go down hill the moment they share a pitcher in the club.

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5. And swiftly move on to shots.

£1 Jagerbombs? Oh go on then I’ll just have six…

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6. This will inevitably lead to someone cracking out their worst moves.

What are you doing?

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7. And someone else snogging a stranger.

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8. There will be that person who doesn’t actually smoke but will pester you for a fag all night.

Buy. Your. Own.

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9. And another who attracts some unwanted attention on the dancefloor.

This is not okay.

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10. There will be that person who Snapchats everything.

#unibants

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11. And someone else who pouts in every selfie.

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12. After several shots someone will send a risky text.

They’ll regret that tomorrow.

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13. And there’ll be someone who will start some kind of drama.

Which will probably involve lots of drunken tears.

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14. But when it hits 2am, thinking about food will become more important for them.

Chicken nuggets, chips, pizza, maybe a toastie…

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15. There’s always that one person who steals something from the club.

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16. And someone will get in an argument with the taxi driver when they say you’re all too drunk.

“I’m barely tipsy!”

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17. There will be someone that looked like this at the start of the night.

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18. But ended up looking like this.

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19. Your housemate will bring someone back and you’ll hear everything through the paper thin walls.

Oh God, no.

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20. And while you’re waiting for your pizza to cook, someone will start an intense debate in the kitchen.

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21. Someone will undoubtedly need carrying to bed.

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22. And someone else’s Snapchat story will make you laugh the next morning.

“I remember nothing after pres”

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23. And to you all, the whole night will be one big, messy, drunken blur.

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