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The 16 Stages of Revising For Exams, As Told By Parks and Recreation

It’s exam season again – how did that come around so fast?

1. As always, you promise yourself you’ll start revising early to avoid the usual last minute, panic-fuelled cramming.

How bad can it be?

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2. Inevitably this plan fails miserably when suddenly you realise you have barely any time left and an intimidatingly large stack of notes to get through.

Why does this always happen?

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3. Once you begin you realise that you never really learnt how to effectively revise so you just end up desperately re-reading and highlighting things hoping some of it will go in.

Which it doesn’t, obviously.

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4. As panic ensues you have to give yourself regular pep-talks to avoid freaking out.

Probably with motivational chocolate to keep yourself going.

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5. Sadly, this doesn’t always work so you end up calling on your friends to make them reassure you too.

“My brain won’t work, I’m going to fail everything.”

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6. Revising in a group seems like a good idea until you realise everyone else seems to know at least ten things that you don’t.

Don’t let them see your fear.

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7. So instead you head to the library but the sheer atmosphere of stressed-out students having revision meltdowns is too distracting.

You’ve got enough stress of your own to deal with.

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8. So you push on, not really sure if what you’re doing is productive or not.

At least you’re trying, right?

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9. Things are looking up until you try and do one of those practice papers your tutors are always banging on about.

And that goes about as well as you’d imagine…

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10. At some point, you hit a wall. There’s only so much revision one person can take.

There are notes everywhere, you’re drowning in flashcards, but you have to carry on.

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11. Then one of your flatmates starts bragging about having finished their exams.

Meanwhile, you’ve still got four left.

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12. And then they try to noisily celebrate while you’re still up trying to cram more knowledge into your brain.

You hate to be a party-pooper but please, shut up.

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13. The night before one of your exams, all the information you’ve learnt seems to have escaped your brain.

You feel like you literally know nothing. How can this have happened?

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14. You have to give yourself a mini-motivational speech in the morning before you start.

You can do this, it’s just one paper.

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15. And then suddenly, in the exam, you have a breakthrough – whatever you’re doing is working! You can remember things!

Seems like forcing yourself to write out notes and test yourself actually does work.

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16. Finally, you’ve sat your last exam and it’s all over. Throw away those revision notes – freedom is yours!

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