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21 Lies Every Student Tells Themselves At The Start of a New Semester

It’s January. New Year, New You? That doesn’t always stick when you’re student about to start the second semester…

1. I will be super motivated.

Bring it on!

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2. Starting by getting up earlier every morning.

Seems easy enough.

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3. And STOP PRESSING SNOOZE.

Is that possible?

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4. And start going to bed at a normal time.

Like a real adult.

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5. So I can stop taking naps three times a day.

Gulp.

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6. And I can go to every single lecture on my timetable.

Yay (?)

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7. Even the 9am ones.

I may regret this.

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8. I will actually make an effort with my lecturers.

*Creates new group chat*

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9. And an effort to exercise on a regular basis.

Does going downstairs to get food count?

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10. My diet will consist of only healthy, beneficial foods.

Don’t tell me chips aren’t vegetables!

6healthy

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11. And I will limit the amount of takeaways I have.

Only 3 times a week, then.

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12. I’ll only go out on the weekends.

Wink wink.

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13. And I’ll only drink as much as I can handle.

No comment.

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14. I’ll make make sure to get involved with more student activities.

So much time for activities.

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15. And learn to tolerate people more.

Ugh, people.

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16. I won’t frivolously spend my student loan.

Nope, not at all.

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17. And won’t beg my parents to support me.

Because I’m a responsible adult.

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18. I will not leave my deadlines until the night before.

Because I will be a completely changed human.

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19. And will actually get things done in plenty of time!

Well, try, at least.

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20. I will not relapse into my Netflix binges.

Promise!

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21. And I will certainly not end up returning to the same lazy, unorganised person I have always been.

LOL JK, I will never change.

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