17 Times The Cast of Love Island Perfectly Summed Up Your Life at Uni
You’re not living in a villa on an island, but you might as well be.
1. When your friend says that they’re not coming out but you manage to convince them.
Is there a degree in persuasion?
2. Or when you’re trying to sleep but your flatmate and their latest conquest are going at it SO loudly next door you can hear everything.
WHY ARE ROOM WALLS IN STUDENT HALLS SO BLOODY THIN???
3. Hearing the voice of that one person who always pipes up in every lecture without fail.
No one cares.
4. When you’ve been around people from London too much and their roadman sayings start rubbing off on you.
Why am I saying ‘peak’ ‘safe’ and ‘deaaaaaad’???
5. When you thought you’d catastrophically failed an assignment but it comes back and you’ve managed to pass it.
6. Waking up after a night out to find that you hooked up with someone on your course.
WHY DIDN’T ANYONE STOP ME??
7. Then sitting in the lecture theatre, consumed by the awkward tension, trying to avoid eye contact like…
I want the ground to swallow me up rn
8. When you go to get something from the fridge only to realise that your flatmates have used it without asking.
I KNOW YOU’VE USED MY CHEESE DON’T DENY IT.
9. Strolling into your 9am lecture even though you went out the night before and only woke up 20 minutes ago.
And there was definitely no time for a shower, I only just managed to dress myself.
10. Or waking up at 8:55 after sleeping through 5 alarms and deciding there’s no point going in now.
11. When the bin STILL hasn’t been emptied even though you’ve been asking someone to take it out for the last week.
And obviously you refuse to do it because you did it last time.
12. When you’re struggling for something to wear for a night out and your flatmates are all a size 6/8 and they say “you can borrow anything of mine.”
You look at it knowing full well that it will not go over your thigh.
13. When you’re on a night out and suddenly remember you have a 9am seminar the next morning and you haven’t done the work for it.
I’ll just have to wing it, who does seminar work anyway??
14. When you’re in charge of the music at pres and you thought you’d put on an absolute banger but no-one’s feeling it.
If it’s not Earth, Wind and Fire- September, I don’t wanna hear it.
15. When you get the last king card in Ring of Fire and you have to summon all of your mental strength not to gag and throw the pint of shitmix up all over the table.
Who the hell poured whiskey in here??