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17 Things You’ll Never Hear a UCLan Student Say

“I hate it here.”

1. “I’m definitely not going to Evoque tonight. Just going to watch Hollyoaks and sleep instead.”

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2. “I can’t stand the cheesy music in Popworld.”

“I’ve literally never enjoyed dancing in there. Never.”

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3. “Sneaking people past security for a hall after party won’t be on the cards tonight.”

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4. “My student house in Fulwood is just a short walk to university.”

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5. “Can’t afford to get 3 Monkey’s for lunch today.”

#AdelphiStreet #Preston

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6. “I actually look really cute on my student card. Thanks UCLan.”

ffs 🙈 #uniproblems #studentlife

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7. “I’m not going to book a meeting room in the library just so I can chill in there by myself.”

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8. “I’m just going to have the one drink at the SU.”

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9. “This sports society night out is a chill one, I’ll definitely make it until the club closes.”

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10. “If anything, there’s too much dancing space in Warehouse.”

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11. “And I don’t miss Cameo at all. I’m fine.”

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12. “The third floor of the library is always dead during the day.”

“There are just too many seats up there.”

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13. “I’m so glad the Vernon building is super easy to find for my exams.”

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14. “I’m going to save my loan, won’t be tempted to spend even a penny of it in St George’s shopping centre.”

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15. “And ordering the entire menu from Coco’s has never even crossed my mind.”

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16. “I’ve never called the Harris building the Harry Potter building.” 😍

#Preston #Lancashire #England #UK #architecture #building #university #bricks #street #UCLan #igerspreston #igerslancashire

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17. “I cannot WAIT to graduate and leave this uni.”

“I won’t miss it at all.”

Today's location #uclan #preston

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