18 Things That Need To Stop Happening In University Exams
There are some things that really need to stop happening in exams. Immediately.
1. When you’re trying to quietly keep your nerve before the exam but you can hear people discussing something you don’t remember revising.
2. And you just need everyone to keep their last minute revision panic to themselves because it’s rubbing off on you.
3. When you sit down and realise you have a squeaky chair and a rocky table.
4. Or worse, you’re sat near someone else with one.
5. And it turns you they’re also a big fan of tapping their pen.
6. When the exam starts and you suddenly can’t remember whether you turned your phone off or not.
And you waste a few precious moments trying to decide whether it’s worth asking if you can go and check.
7. When you still haven’t finished reading the question but you can already hear other people scribbling away.
8. Or the invigilators keep stopping right next to you.
Like, can I help you with something?
9. And knocking your table whenever they walk past to give someone more paper.
10. But when you need more paper they don’t notice you for ages.
11. When you’re having a mid-exam existential crisis and realise you’ve been awkwardly, accidentally staring at someone across the room.
12. And you have to do the creep across the exam hall to the toilet with a suspicious examiner following you the whole way.
Look, I genuinely just need the toilet.
13. When you’ve finished the exam but you don’t want to be the first one to get up and leave.
Does this mean I’ve done it all wrong?
14. But as soon as one person gets up, loads of other people follow.
15. When the less time you have left, the faster the clock seems to move.
Apparently all those wishes for time to speed up in your lectures are finally being granted.
16. When the invigilator asks everyone to stop but you then have to sit there for 10 minutes waiting for them to take the paper away.
I could be writing more things. I could have more marks. You have ruined everything.