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18 Things You Don’t Want Anyone To Know About How You Live at University

Some things are better left unsaid.

1. Your very questionable eating habits.

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2. And your complete disregard for health and safety.

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3. How committed you are to playing this game:

4. And just how lazy you can be.

5. The lengths you go to in order to avoid washing up.

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6. And how often this happens:

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7. How late you’re prepared to leave writing an essay.

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8. And the extent to which you lower your expectations.

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9. Your penchant for stealing your housemates’ food and then pretending to know nothing about it when they ask.

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10. And your ability to somehow fritter away your student loan on stuff you definitely don’t need.

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11. The sheer number of times you never make it out of pre-drinks.

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12. And how long you spend watching crappy daytime TV instead of revising.

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13. The times you have to do an early morning walk of shame across campus, praying no one you know will see you.

14. And how often you wear clothes that haven’t been washed because you have no clean options left.

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15. How well you convince yourself that writing the title of an essay is enough work to deserve having a break.

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16. And how skilled you’ve become at managing to add as many unnecessary words to an essay in order to reach the minimum word count.

17. The way you approach* doing work over the holidays.

*or rather, don’t approach

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18. And finally, how you determined you can be to ignore all of your responsibilities.

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