27 Tweets About Having Freshers’ Flu That Will Make You Laugh Then Cough
1. Fact: Freshers’ Flu is the worst.
freshers flu got me like pic.twitter.com/id9qTPQdj7
— Molly Johnson (@mollyjohnson96) October 3, 2016
2. The absolute worst.
Thought freshers flu was just a myth and FUCK ME SIDEWAYS WAS I WRONG
— Charlotte T (@ceeecej) October 2, 2017
3. No matter how hard you try to avoid it…
me @ freshers flu pic.twitter.com/8UZskMURhm
— courtney✨ (@darlingtwhiddy) September 24, 2017
4. It will find you.
me, trying to convince myself that the freshers flu isn't starting to develop pic.twitter.com/IjaWHFyh9o
— janabanana (@avenged_llama) September 28, 2016
5. And when it does, you’ll wish you’d taken the threat more seriously.
I rlly shouldn't have laughed @ the people with freshers flu and I rlly shouldn't have said it's all lies bc nOW I HAVE IT TOO FFS IM DYING
— kate 🐘 (@_itskate) October 5, 2017
6. “It’s just a cold,” you tell yourself.
freshers flu is the worst type of cold goin😷
— lois🐝 (@loispaigecoy) October 2, 2017
7. No. Think again.
Forget freshers flu I think I have freshers plague 😷
— Dan Wright (@dmf0408) September 29, 2017
8. It’s worse.
Freshers flu got me like: pic.twitter.com/UKh4SiaLh9
— Gavin (@GavinJ_JCLU) September 24, 2017
9. So much worse.
Nah fuck freshers flu I've got full blown Ebola
— soff (@soffijenkins_) September 28, 2017
10. So. Much. Worse.
my recent google searches include 'can you still get TB?' and 'is coughing a symptom of ebola?' #freshersflu
— Jasmine (@_jasminekendall) October 15, 2014
11. Seriously, good luck going to lectures.
me because classes start tomorrow at 9am and i have the freshers flu pic.twitter.com/xh9RVsuJ7q
— court 🎈 (@strangerbrandis) September 24, 2017
12. Because leaving the house like this is not a good idea.
Freshers flu has me like pic.twitter.com/5KgO6GOoAg
— abbie (@_Abbeh_) October 24, 2016
13. Even if you do make it, have fun trying to stifle your coughing fits….
me trying to hold in my cough in lecture because i already coughed twice in the past 72 seconds and u don't want people to think u have TB pic.twitter.com/8Dc3a9NtbI
— yijingle bells (@GNIJIY) April 2, 2017
14. No, seriously. Have fun.
Me trying to stifle my third cough during lecture so people don't know I'm dying inside pic.twitter.com/m6uFvfTVhL
— Gaius Normanyo (@relevant_roman) November 28, 2016
Me suppressing my 30th cough in lecture this morning pic.twitter.com/wTkJzpZwpz
— Sammy (@sammyarchu) October 27, 2016
16. You don’t need this right now.
Me in a lecture with freshers flu pic.twitter.com/ahrF6ft69K
— Amy ☀️ (@AmyBevis1) October 3, 2014
17. Plus, no one will have any sympathy for you.
When you sit down in a lecture and the person next to you starts to cough pic.twitter.com/HcFJToa7IB
— Zwei【=◈︿◈=】 (@JellyGiblets) October 12, 2016
18. No one at all.
When you cough in a lecture and everyone turns around with the 'can u die in silence' look pic.twitter.com/XiBeBFcT68
— Aishah (@axshn_) January 23, 2017
Trying to record my lecture and everyone is coughing up their existence
— Jama (@JamaJoose) September 28, 2017
20. In the end, all you can do is return to your bed and wait for death.
not to be dramatic or anything but freshers flu is really killin me, gn y’all pic.twitter.com/nIhB3qEIVb
— sophie. (@MELANlNTAE) October 1, 2017
21. And wait…
Is freshers flu chronic or when's it going to end 😷
— Aoife walsh (@Aoifew96) October 1, 2017
22. Maybe you’ll never stop waiting…
WHEN WILL I STOP HAVING FRESHERS FLU THIS IS A JOKE
— charlotte (@char_beresford) October 14, 2015
23. At this point you may not even live to tell the tale.
i could potentially drop dead within the next few hours #freshersflu :(( SOS
— florence (@floss_bennett) October 2, 2017
24. Even when you think it’s gone, it comes back.
freshers' flu whenever I think that it's finally gone pic.twitter.com/xgkIk5aaQ7
— chloe (@purityring_) October 16, 2016
25. And even when you’re no longer a Fresher it finds you again.
Hello freshers flu, we meet again
— Aliké Young (@AllyPallyPirate) October 1, 2017
26. And again.
so unwell im screaming FRESHERS FLU BACK AT IT AGAIN THIRD YEAR RUNNING
— marie (@RemieAnna) September 27, 2017
why do i have freshers flu again, there's absolutely no escaping it..make it go awayyyyyy
— Emma (@emmamitch98) September 29, 2017