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27 Tweets About Having Freshers’ Flu That Will Make You Laugh Then Cough

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1. Fact: Freshers’ Flu is the worst.

2. The absolute worst.

3. No matter how hard you try to avoid it…

4. It will find you.

5. And when it does, you’ll wish you’d taken the threat more seriously.

6. “It’s just a cold,” you tell yourself.

7. No. Think again.

8. It’s worse.

9. So much worse.

10. So. Much. Worse.

11. Seriously, good luck going to lectures.

12. Because leaving the house like this is not a good idea.

13. Even if you do make it, have fun trying to stifle your coughing fits….

14. No, seriously. Have fun.

15. 🙂

16. You don’t need this right now.

17. Plus, no one will have any sympathy for you.

18. No one at all.

19. Heartless.

20. In the end, all you can do is return to your bed and wait for death.

21. And wait…

22. Maybe you’ll never stop waiting…

23. At this point you may not even live to tell the tale.

24. Even when you think it’s gone, it comes back.

25. And even when you’re no longer a Fresher it finds you again.

26. And again.

27. 😷😷😷

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