28 Tweets About Uni Houses That Will Make You Glad You’re Going Home For Christmas
I don’t want a lot for Christmas, there is just one thing I need… and it’s to get out of this uni house.
1. First of all, they are absolutely freezing.
Na my uni house is too cold I've fully gotta iron my bed before I sleep so that it's warm when I get in
— Nathan (@BrokeHomieKwab) November 26, 2017
2. Literally so cold.
Our uni house is so cold I woke up in middle of the night with David Attenborough filming a new episode of frozen planet
— F L I C K (@felicityjoyce) November 22, 2017
3. It’s ridiculous.
A low point in my university career has been using a hair dryer to warm myself in our permanently Arctic student house.
— Jennifer (@jennsrivasan) October 5, 2016
4. You could turn the heating up, but is it worth the drama?
The most passive aggressive thing has got to be the fight with the thermostat we have every day in my uni house
— sarah smith (@sarahl_smith) November 13, 2017
5. This is no way to live.
Me at my uni house these days pic.twitter.com/xq8ATbXYx3
— heather_baum (@_Baum_) December 5, 2017
6. It’s a wonder you’re still alive really.
me in my uni house x pic.twitter.com/YTwuAx7l7B
— Emily Williams (@emilyjwilliams_) March 2, 2017
7. Then there are all the uninvited guests.
I HAVE HAD A QUEEN WASP AND A HOUSE SPIDER IN MY UNI ROOM LIKE THIS ISNT SPRINGWATCH OKAY GET OUT
— amber (@pink_m1lk) May 13, 2017
8. Really they ought to be paying rent.
There's living in a crappy student house and there's 'by the way there's a slug in the shower'
— Holly Duffield (@holllllllaaaaaa) May 21, 2016
9. Why won’t they just leave?
If one more snail comes in our house I'm gunna drop out of uni
— Lucy (@lucykrichardson) September 27, 2016
10. Probably doesn’t help that no one ever takes the bin out.
Why do ma flatmates never wanna take da bin out
— Vic Vito (@VicVito_) January 15, 2011
11. Like, ever.
Nah nah nah I've just changed a bin in the uni house that hasn't been changed since may😷😷😷😷
— Molly McCourt (@mollymccourtx) July 9, 2017
12. Why use a bin when you can live like this?
Hope all u freshers are ready for uni!! U will have a sick time, just look @ me I'm cleaning up maggots bc my housemate can't empty a bin! 🙂
— Mol (@iPackWood) September 8, 2017
13. Bins are overrated anyway, right?
Looks like my house has transcended bin usage. Uni, it's been a blast, but it's wearing thin pic.twitter.com/OF37JhA5Io
— Chris Baker (@crubba) June 18, 2017
14. Do you know what else is overrated? Fully-functioning appliances.
Everyday there is a new problem in this shit uni house. Today our fridge and freezer has stopped working 🙂
— Alliyah (@AlliyahJGordon) December 6, 2017
15. Who needs them?
just moved into my Uni house, went to Hoover and the Hoover set on fire. Sound.
— adz (@adamchustecki) August 22, 2015
16. It’s not like you’re paying for the privilege to live there or anything.
so the oven door at our uni house doesn't shut properly so I have to sit on the floor pushing it closed to cook my tea 🙃
— courtney elizabeth (@crtnylzbth) September 3, 2016
17. Water? Don’t need it.
lol so our house at uni just went from having no hot water to no water full stop sooooo…. baby wipe shower anyone?
— im (@imogen_jayne) September 24, 2017
18. WiFi? That’s a luxury you can complete your degree without.
Swear the WiFi in our uni house is run by a hamster in a wheel or something, useless
— Dizzee Pascal (@Jlawer17) November 3, 2017
19. At least you have all those club flyers and takeaway leaflets though.
Things no student has ever said: my house doesn't have enough takeaway leaflets
— 👸🏼 (@helen__216) October 20, 2015
20. And at least you love each and every one of your housemates. Right?
everybody in my uni house keeps being passive aggressive and mean and everybody keeps crying and i have no idea how to fix it
— erika (@mirroredplans) November 3, 2017
21. They’re so easy to live with.
There's a jalepeño in our shower tray and no one in the house is owning up to it nah I'm done with uni now xx
— Daniella Mason (@daniella_mason) September 28, 2017
22. So. Easy.
Right I'm not joking, someone in my house at uni has done a poo on the toilet floor
— Gracey (@graceyalllen) April 16, 2016
23. And have never given you a reason to distrust them.
Me when I check the fridge in our uni house pic.twitter.com/7pY4BVcW33
— Ryan Williams (@RyaanWillz) November 18, 2015
24. It’s no palace, but at least your bedroom’s nice, right?
Me showing people my room at uni pic.twitter.com/XQhZcQxpT2
— john (@johnclayton_JFC) November 13, 2017
25. Not too shabby.
YES the mould in my uni room is coming back X hello X I have missed you X
— wintrow vestrit (@lucecoral) February 1, 2017
26. In fact, the whole house is just generally a great place to live.
I AM AT UNI BUT MY HOUSEMATES SENT ME THIS IM SCREAMING!!! MY HOUSE!!! pic.twitter.com/mffFHtXhyn
— SARTORIUS SLUT (@takumasgirl) November 20, 2017
27. And doesn’t make you miss home.
Coming home from uni makes you appreciate the little things, like being in a house that isn't a complete bin
— Jack (@RichardsJack155) May 16, 2016
28. At all. 😅
I swear this uni house will be the death of me
— Mollie Spratt (@Its_Mollz) December 12, 2016