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13 Signs You Should Dress As Wednesday Addams This Halloween

Halloween is nearly here and everyone’s asking what you’re going as. Really, there’s only one logical option…

1. You already have a pretty good resting bitch face so might as well put it to good use.

2. You tell it like it is. 

Or at least, when dressed as Wednesday, you’ll have an excuse to do so.

3. You can’t really be bothered to put that much effort into a costume, and are always alarmed by people who do.

4. You try to care.

5. But at the end of the day you have more important things to worry about.

6. You don’t subscribe to the slutty costume rule.

Or anyone who’s into that.

7. Because Halloween is about being scary.

8. You need a costume that allows you to be sassy AF without any ramifications.

9. One that masks your underlying hatred for everything.

10. But most importantly, that doesn’t have any accessories that people can steal throughout the night.

11. So put down the cat ears.

12. Grab a bottle of poison.

13. And reveal your inner Wednesday Addams this Halloween.

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