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19 Signs You Really Should Have Stayed Sober This Freshers’ Week

Freshers’ Week just wouldn’t be the same without alcohol. Perhaps that’s a good thing…

1. People you’ve only just met now know everything about you. Everything. 

🙈🙈🙈

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2. Every single morning debrief has made you cringe. 

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sugarscape.com

3. You went to a cash machine and withdrew all the money. 

Where’s that next instalment when you need it?

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4. You either drank something that looked like this, or encouraged someone else to do so.

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5. This pretty much sums up every club experience you had.

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via Vine

6. You spent a lot of time rescuing your friends from situations like this.

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7. And needing to be rescued yourself. 

Because apparently your face wasn’t a big enough hint.

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buzzfeed.com

8. You thought you were a photogenic person. Until you got tagged looking like this.

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10. You’ve spent the whole week doing some much needed social media management.

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Facebook

11. But you can’t take back all those snapchats you sent.

12. Or the texts.

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buzzfeed.com

13. You probably have family members on Facebook who have now witnessed your unacceptable behaviour. 

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via gurl.com

14. You’ve had some form of takeaway almost every day. 

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15. Except that one time you tried to cook when drunk.

And learned why the university were so adamant to tell you not to do that.

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buzzfeed.com

16. You’ve seen enough vomit to last you the whole three years.

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17. You’ve tried to convince yourself that your hangover isn’t your fault.  

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18. You got with someone and they gave you Freshers’ Flu.

As if you didn’t regret it enough.

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19. And to top it all off your sleeping pattern is now ruined.

Just in time for lectures.

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socawlege.com

Yeah, shoulda stayed sober.

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